March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
I'm doing a project for school in photography...
Xo
February 2012
“Someday, someone will come into your life and make you realize why it never...”
– (via themilkywhiteway)
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
My uncle thought this joke was funny. I told him...
Guy 1: I think I have the smallest foot in the world. I'm going to go to the Guinness world records to get it measured.
Guy 2: I think I have the shortest arms, I'm coming with you to get it measured.
Guy 3: I think I have the smallest penis, so I'll also come.
*Comes back from the Guinness World Records*
Guy 1: Its official, I have the smallest foot in the world.
Guy 2: And, I have the shortest arms.
Guy 3: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber
vogue-beauty:
Reblog and I will leave a cute message in your ask.
petitpeach:
stop giving me mixed signals then acting like a jerk then acting like you’re interested that’s not how it works
going to unfollow 100 blogs, reblog if u want...
friend: eats mcdonalds and is still skinny
me: eat a peanut and i gain 10 pounds
“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had...”
– Hugo Schwyzer (via hhhhhhhhhhhelen)
