January 2012
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
December 2011
Goodbye 2011, you've sucked. Let 2012 be...
australianbarbies asked: ah I love your blog! could you please check out mine? thank you xx
“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via that-beautiful-little-lie)
bohemian-by-nature:
happy birthday to my man, jesus christ
Merry 'almost' Christmas my beautiful followers, I...
xxxoxoxooxoxo
sea-wavess asked: Heyy, you know that photo of you with the bandana and u have glasses on and ur like in a park, where was it taken....? cause it reminds me of some where i used to go when i was younger haha, i really like it too :)
imhornyok asked: hi. i love your blog. oh and your really pretty. xo
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
